Earwings

So, funny story....yesterday I tortured took my two little boys with me shopping at my fave store.  I had gotten a gift card for my birthday that I wanted to spend.  While looking at the accessories, my oldest kept convincing me that I needed to buy the earring with the big dangling feathers.  There were various feather earrings to choose from, in multiple colors.  Anyway, I didn't buy the feather earring because they were hideous  not my style.  Upon leaving, my oldest again reinforced his opinion that I should have bought the earwings (Yes, that is how he said it, but by accident).  I started giggling and mocked repeated him:  "Earwings?!"  Without skipping a beat, he shrugged and said, "Well, they were made of feathers!!"